“In case you didn’t know, one of the best soccer reads of any week during the MLS season is THE ALL AMERICAN XI, a collaborative effort among an elite group of BigSoccer posters to pick the best homegrown footballers of the week. It’s witty, informative and good fodder for chit-chat around the water cooler. Or, it would be, if any workplace in this country had more than one soccer fan in it.”

— Footballs Are Round!, July 29, 2005

Can you believe it? We didn’t even pay him to write that.

Like they say, there’s no accounting for taste.